For only $250, upgrade your room to a smoking room.

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BrownsFan19 on January 10th, 2018 at 04:45 UTC »

And I bet they try to charge rubes upwards of $300 for a smoking room at the front desk! Thanks for this one buddy.

ColonBlow33333 on January 10th, 2018 at 06:47 UTC »

Doug Stanhope makes essentially this exact joke in his new book. He says he offers them $250 up front every time he books a room basically.

Fancie217 on January 10th, 2018 at 06:49 UTC »

The hotel I worked at never charged the fee for smoking or taking towels, etc. They said the credit card company would just reverse the fee if the customer complained. The policy was just there to discourage smoking in the room and stealing stuff from the room.