Confirmed, the creepy opening line does NOT work.

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BlueBerriGirl on January 8th, 2018 at 03:11 UTC »

Who sabotaged you with that advice

thischristmasham on January 8th, 2018 at 06:06 UTC »

You're confusing a single data point for a trend. I say keep trying!!

Splatterman27 on January 8th, 2018 at 06:35 UTC »

On the list of things that did not need confirmation, this tops it