I texted all of my contacts: "Happy New Year!". I'm posting the most thematic responses on appropriate subreddits.

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_SnidelyWhiplash_ on December 31st, 2017 at 23:26 UTC »

A simple "thanks you too" would have sufficed even if he feels that way lol

mattjh on December 31st, 2017 at 23:27 UTC »

“Hence.” Classic.

gutsandhoney on December 31st, 2017 at 23:30 UTC »

Thanks but

sly smile

people like me

stroking own penis

are far too intelligent

starts sucking his own cock

for pathetic celebrations

reaching climax

that YOU celebrate

ejaculates everywhere

I guess i’m just better than everyone!!!