"Re- SERIOUSLY!? The average is but a measly 6 inches? Wow, I truly, genuinely had no idea. I merely spent 37 years on this planet obsessively measuring my penis, purely for the benefit of the attractive anonymous women I regularly receive oral sex from. I honestly didn't think to compare myself until very recently. SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS IMAGINE MY SURPRISE, I AM SO SHOCKED TO LEARN THIS FASCINATING PIECE OF INFORMATION. ABOUT HOW MUCH LARGER MY GENITALS ARE COMPARED TO THE AVERAGE HUMAN MALE."
abraburger on December 29th, 2017 at 20:01 UTC »
Does that random acts sub ever actually work? Seems really cringy.
Mutt1223 on December 29th, 2017 at 20:03 UTC »
How insecure do you have to be to lie to strangers on the internet about the size of your dick?
Monolith01 on December 29th, 2017 at 21:25 UTC »
This guy's a treasure.
"Re- SERIOUSLY!? The average is but a measly 6 inches? Wow, I truly, genuinely had no idea. I merely spent 37 years on this planet obsessively measuring my penis, purely for the benefit of the attractive anonymous women I regularly receive oral sex from. I honestly didn't think to compare myself until very recently. SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS IMAGINE MY SURPRISE, I AM SO SHOCKED TO LEARN THIS FASCINATING PIECE OF INFORMATION. ABOUT HOW MUCH LARGER MY GENITALS ARE COMPARED TO THE AVERAGE HUMAN MALE."