If this ain't the truest shit. It's gotten to the point that I don't even want to read his tweets because all he's doing is slinging his big physics dick around and smacking others in the face with it.
He would show up to your funeral talking about how your death is meaningless. That your life wasn't even noticeable on the timeline of the universe. Also that it's pointless to bury the body because the Sun will swallow the Earth. And the lifespan of our sun is just a millisecond compare to the life of our galaxy.
commutingtexan on December 27th, 2017 at 05:52 UTC »
If this ain't the truest shit. It's gotten to the point that I don't even want to read his tweets because all he's doing is slinging his big physics dick around and smacking others in the face with it.
ShotOnFilm on December 27th, 2017 at 09:11 UTC »
He would show up to your funeral talking about how your death is meaningless. That your life wasn't even noticeable on the timeline of the universe. Also that it's pointless to bury the body because the Sun will swallow the Earth. And the lifespan of our sun is just a millisecond compare to the life of our galaxy.
rangi1218 on December 27th, 2017 at 10:43 UTC »
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