A simple machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "what'll you have?"
The simple algorithm remains silent for a few seconds, then flails one arm, accidentally smashing a glass next to him, and let's out an incoherent sequence of loud noises with pauses in between.
The bartender is so concerned that he hands the simple algorithm a beer and tells him not to cause any more trouble.
18107 on December 26th, 2017 at 12:35 UTC »
A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar.
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zfawst on December 26th, 2017 at 14:47 UTC »
A simple machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "what'll you have?"
The simple algorithm remains silent for a few seconds, then flails one arm, accidentally smashing a glass next to him, and let's out an incoherent sequence of loud noises with pauses in between.
The bartender is so concerned that he hands the simple algorithm a beer and tells him not to cause any more trouble.
...heuristic added
TroyBot2020 on December 26th, 2017 at 16:09 UTC »
A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar but the bartender kicks him out.
"Sorry guy, we don't allow unsupervised learning in here."