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_Gorge_ on December 25th, 2017 at 14:13 UTC »

Mike is the best

obigoldude on December 25th, 2017 at 15:08 UTC »

I worked in the same department with a lady who used to talk about her daughter “ella” all the time. Usually around break times, or lunch we would run into each other and exchange pleasantries, always commenting on what mischief Ella had gotten into. After about 6 months, possibly longer its November 1st and she is really excited to show me “her daughters” halloween costume. Ella is a pitbull, dressed as a princess.

ballercrantz on December 25th, 2017 at 15:30 UTC »

"Hey dad. Where were you? I called like three times."

"Sorry. I went out to grab laundry and ran into Mike. He wouldn't stop licking me."