Divorce Selfie

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makencarts on December 22nd, 2017 at 15:03 UTC »

My ex and I went to do the divorce filing and the clerk told me I had to serve her the paperwork. We were literally both standing there, so I asked the clerk to serve her, the clerk said she legally couldn't.

I then remembered the hot dog cart guy in the parking lot, I got so f-ing excited. We walked out there, I asked him to serve her, he agreed as long as I bought a hot dog. It was the best $4 I ever spent. I ate the best hot dog while I watched my ex get served with well deserved divorce papers.

Edit: "serving" seems to be pretty foreign for some people. It's a normal part of the American legal system. Pineapple Express is a great example of why it happens, notice as he's serving everyone, they are seriously pissed. The first lady refused to show up at her three prior court dates. He even uses disguises just to get people to interact with him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brOKmd-t0Ks

whycantibeyou on December 22nd, 2017 at 15:17 UTC »

Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand.

VO1D_bit on December 22nd, 2017 at 16:05 UTC »

This explains the divorce......