"Brightest Flashlight" No app can change the max brightness of an LED Why is it the 2017 version? Why does the tiny icon on the image say 2016 though? Why is there a wallpaper of crosses on the phone? Why is the "light" coming out of the SIDE of the phone through solid metal? Why is there FIRE beneath the "projected" crosses?!? Why is it free NOW. Who the fuck would pay for a flashlight app?!?!?!
It's so bright that it opens a transdimensional doorway to the site of Jesus' crucifixion. The Pro version allows you to mop his brow and clean his wounds.
AuthorFilms on December 20th, 2017 at 18:05 UTC »
"Brightest Flashlight" No app can change the max brightness of an LED Why is it the 2017 version? Why does the tiny icon on the image say 2016 though? Why is there a wallpaper of crosses on the phone? Why is the "light" coming out of the SIDE of the phone through solid metal? Why is there FIRE beneath the "projected" crosses?!? Why is it free NOW. Who the fuck would pay for a flashlight app?!?!?!
waldosandieg0 on December 20th, 2017 at 18:05 UTC »
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Flashlight Project Calvary on the flaming depths of Hell (In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen) StrobeSirDigbyChknCaesar on December 20th, 2017 at 20:04 UTC »
It's so bright that it opens a transdimensional doorway to the site of Jesus' crucifixion. The Pro version allows you to mop his brow and clean his wounds.