Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
bfbabine on December 20th, 2017 at 12:56 UTC »
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
TKay421 on December 20th, 2017 at 13:52 UTC »
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
GrokEinSpiel on December 20th, 2017 at 14:46 UTC »
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Kiss my ass.
Kiss his ass.
Kiss your ass.
Happy Hannukah.