It's trying to keep you out. We all know it's your eighth piece.

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RaishinX on December 12nd, 2017 at 00:19 UTC »

God I can hear that thing now. KKKKRRRRAAAAKK-AKKAAAK!! Fuck it, don’t even bake the shit.

louievettel on December 12nd, 2017 at 00:53 UTC »

Life pro tip: Just eat the whole cake at once and you only have to worry about that one time

yourmomsnutsarehuge on December 12nd, 2017 at 01:51 UTC »

I keep my money in this. First, as soon as a theif starts messing with it I can hear it even if I'm asleep.

Second, I got like 15 minutes to get there before they can even get it open.