That will never happen. My girlfriend tells me that I’m the most important person in her life and we’re going to get married and spend the rest of our lives together, but she still has never been even 10% as happy and excited to see me as she gets when she sees a dog, any dog, even if it’s an ugly dog.
Hahah great joke. I'm picturing it though and I would be fucking terrified if a strange woman came up to me and started patting my head and asking me who's the good boy. Terrified and aroused.
play_Tagpro_its_fun on December 9th, 2017 at 16:30 UTC »
that kind of love is not meant for a mortal man
TheWhitestOrca on December 9th, 2017 at 17:06 UTC »
That will never happen. My girlfriend tells me that I’m the most important person in her life and we’re going to get married and spend the rest of our lives together, but she still has never been even 10% as happy and excited to see me as she gets when she sees a dog, any dog, even if it’s an ugly dog.
ItsGorgeousGeorge on December 9th, 2017 at 17:17 UTC »
Hahah great joke. I'm picturing it though and I would be fucking terrified if a strange woman came up to me and started patting my head and asking me who's the good boy. Terrified and aroused.