Describing yourself

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dootdoot36 on November 28th, 2017 at 04:23 UTC »

I am a terrible dancer, and also a terrible person.

therefai on November 28th, 2017 at 06:04 UTC »

“Go ahead, verbally.” “Are you sure? The dance is really something else.”

attacktheradical on November 28th, 2017 at 07:42 UTC »

Interviewer: What's your biggest weakness?

Me: Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics.

Interviewer: Can you give me an example?

Me: Yes, I can.

edit: stolen from /r/jokes