mechapoitier on November 21st, 2017 at 01:00 UTC »
If you're alone, carry a decoy stuffed bear to throw to trigger bear parenting.
ZXander_makes_noise on November 21st, 2017 at 01:09 UTC »
Will taking a coworker with you really deter a polar bear attack? I feel like that's just a "2 meals for the price of 1" deal
indecisive_maybe on November 21st, 2017 at 01:28 UTC »
"Well, would you look at that," says HR, looking at their spreadsheets, "the new training and policies have done their job!"
"What do you mean?" asks the CEO.
"Our handicapped employees are now the most popular workers. They say they get invited everywhere nowadays. I'm so proud of us."
"Yes," says the CEO fondly, "we've come a long way as a society."
"It's a shame what happened to James, though....all that blood."
"He can walk in heaven now."
"Yeah."
mechapoitier on November 21st, 2017 at 01:00 UTC »
If you're alone, carry a decoy stuffed bear to throw to trigger bear parenting.
ZXander_makes_noise on November 21st, 2017 at 01:09 UTC »
Will taking a coworker with you really deter a polar bear attack? I feel like that's just a "2 meals for the price of 1" deal
indecisive_maybe on November 21st, 2017 at 01:28 UTC »
"Well, would you look at that," says HR, looking at their spreadsheets, "the new training and policies have done their job!"
"What do you mean?" asks the CEO.
"Our handicapped employees are now the most popular workers. They say they get invited everywhere nowadays. I'm so proud of us."
"Yes," says the CEO fondly, "we've come a long way as a society."
"It's a shame what happened to James, though....all that blood."
"He can walk in heaven now."
"Yeah."