Cophlow on November 20th, 2017 at 02:46 UTC »
You could probably just walk right out the door without the vest anyways.
rebug on November 20th, 2017 at 03:31 UTC »
If you do this do not forget the fake mustache. Even if you're a lady, the fake mustache is the ultimate disguise.
"No, officer, the person you were chasing had a mustache, clearly I do not."
Works almost some of the time!
AzuraHatesScamps on November 20th, 2017 at 03:46 UTC »
I'd be tempted to buy one not to steal on Black Friday but just to confuse people in Walmart.
Cophlow on November 20th, 2017 at 02:46 UTC »
You could probably just walk right out the door without the vest anyways.
rebug on November 20th, 2017 at 03:31 UTC »
If you do this do not forget the fake mustache. Even if you're a lady, the fake mustache is the ultimate disguise.
"No, officer, the person you were chasing had a mustache, clearly I do not."
Works almost some of the time!
AzuraHatesScamps on November 20th, 2017 at 03:46 UTC »
I'd be tempted to buy one not to steal on Black Friday but just to confuse people in Walmart.