Florida Jail Inmates Tortured with Zemeckis Animation

Authored by cartoonbrew.com and submitted by Fastguy88

Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!

Inmates in a Florida jail are being forced to watch Robert Zemeckis’s mo-cap trainwreck Polar Express over and over again. One inmate is so distressed that he filed a lawsuit claiming that the experience is akin to Chinese water torture.

“I hear those little kids screaming through my brain. All night long I can hear them,” he told CNN. “I can close my eyes, but I’m still going to hear them over and over and over.”

Klondike307 on November 17th, 2017 at 04:14 UTC »

I used to work in the Electronics Department at Walmart and our Dept. Manager had "Finding Nemo" on loop for a solid year. It was a living hell, absolutely ruined the movie for all of us.

Edit: My inbox is now ~90% "Finding Nemo" quotes, I'll see you all in hell.

Edit 2: The "votes" (most common replies/messages) are in:

1st: "Just keep swimming"

2nd: "I'm looking for my Son/Dad, have you seen him?"

3rd: "Fish are friends, not food"

Honorable mention: The redditor who messaged me the entire script.

I_are_facepalm on November 17th, 2017 at 03:43 UTC »

I think the warden wanted to introduce some torture, but thought waterboarding was actually all-aboarding.

Simple mistake really.

vimtoman12345 on November 17th, 2017 at 03:23 UTC »

And those creepy, prison-escapee type elves can give a grown ass man nightmares