I bet my work quality would go through the roof if while dealing with stressful calls, a golden retriever keeps pawing me to pet him/her.
Gerald Ford had a Golden retriever, and when meetings with foreign dignitaries were particularly stressful, he'd arrange for the dog to "randomly" burst into the room and be a golden retriever, often cutting the tension entirely as a dopey sweet pup paws and bumbles up to the new scents in the room.
ok-milk on November 13rd, 2017 at 20:45 UTC »
Hi, it's me, Buster from HR. Just checking in. Let me know if there is anything you need. Nice shoes, they look delicious.
MilkMySpermCannon on November 13rd, 2017 at 20:50 UTC »
Employee morale at an all time high
Employee productivity at an all time low
chapterpt on November 13rd, 2017 at 22:00 UTC »
I bet my work quality would go through the roof if while dealing with stressful calls, a golden retriever keeps pawing me to pet him/her.
Gerald Ford had a Golden retriever, and when meetings with foreign dignitaries were particularly stressful, he'd arrange for the dog to "randomly" burst into the room and be a golden retriever, often cutting the tension entirely as a dopey sweet pup paws and bumbles up to the new scents in the room.