M'am do you know how fast your heart was going?

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araminator on November 13rd, 2017 at 15:31 UTC »

This happened to me once except my dad is not a police officer and I got a ticket

bubblemama3022 on November 13rd, 2017 at 16:03 UTC »

My Dad was a cop too and pulled this nonsense all the time. Its like the best Dad Joke ever to them.

Nkredyble on November 13rd, 2017 at 17:00 UTC »

From a small town in Virginia. Kind of place where everybody knows everybody, and your teacher would tell your mom how you were acting when they ran into each other at the only grocery store, or the only bank. Anyway, I went out of state for college, and whenever I'd drive back to see my mom, this same officer would always pull me over to ask about school, or ask how my mom was doing. After the third time I remember thinking, "damn bruh, you could just call you know."