ArticunoDosTres on November 12nd, 2017 at 02:55 UTC »
My family built this country, by the way!
geddup_noise on November 12nd, 2017 at 05:22 UTC »
"Louder, son!"
kalyway101 on November 12nd, 2017 at 06:21 UTC »
Michael: Hello Mr. Buttlicker, this is Michael Scott, regional manager.
Jim: Michael, I like the sound of your voice. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to buy one million dollars worth of paper products today.
Michael: [to Dwight] See how it's done? Thank you very much, sir. I don't think you'll regret it.
Jim: There is one condition, Michael.
Michael: Yes?
Jim: You have to fire the salesman that treated me so terribly.
Dwight: Don't do it, Michael.
Michael: ... It's a million-dollar sale.
*Edited slightly for shortness and hilarity
ArticunoDosTres on November 12nd, 2017 at 02:55 UTC »
My family built this country, by the way!
geddup_noise on November 12nd, 2017 at 05:22 UTC »
"Louder, son!"
kalyway101 on November 12nd, 2017 at 06:21 UTC »
Michael: Hello Mr. Buttlicker, this is Michael Scott, regional manager.
Jim: Michael, I like the sound of your voice. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to buy one million dollars worth of paper products today.
Michael: [to Dwight] See how it's done? Thank you very much, sir. I don't think you'll regret it.
Jim: There is one condition, Michael.
Michael: Yes?
Jim: You have to fire the salesman that treated me so terribly.
Dwight: Don't do it, Michael.
Michael: ... It's a million-dollar sale.
*Edited slightly for shortness and hilarity