Jane Goodall came to my school once, when I was like 11. She ended her talk by doing her chimp call, it was loud and glorious, and I've never seen so much sound come out of such a small woman.
Now, when my neighbors fuck loudly, I get a glass of water, go stand next to the wall and do my loudest, longest, most primal chimp calls.
RichardMorto on November 8th, 2017 at 20:37 UTC »
Order them a ball gag to their door from the ol Amazon. Its the neighborly thing to do
ImJustSo on November 8th, 2017 at 22:03 UTC »
Plot twist: The couple fucking is deaf.
CommonModeReject on November 8th, 2017 at 23:05 UTC »
Jane Goodall came to my school once, when I was like 11. She ended her talk by doing her chimp call, it was loud and glorious, and I've never seen so much sound come out of such a small woman.
Now, when my neighbors fuck loudly, I get a glass of water, go stand next to the wall and do my loudest, longest, most primal chimp calls.