Savage! Happy Hallowe'en.

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Babybear5689 on November 1st, 2017 at 01:37 UTC »

Or take 99% of her candy and tell her you're going to use it it to create jobs. Then proceed to hide it in the neighbors house instead.

PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS on November 1st, 2017 at 01:51 UTC »

or you could give all the candy you have to the kid who has the most candy already because he'll certainly share it wIth the other kids.

AlbertFischerIII on November 1st, 2017 at 02:12 UTC »

I'm pretty sure trick or treating is literally begging for handouts.