For the most comfortable of chairs you must first woo the tree with gifts, this makes the tree happier, even if it protests it doesn't need these things. Once the tree is your friend, you must commit the ultimate betrayal, and murder it, and fashion it into your preferred chair. It's the residual grief and pain caused by the betrayal that makes the chair super comfortable.
barzamsr on October 30th, 2017 at 12:43 UTC »
Stop reminding me of the goddamn giving tree, internet!
iiogama on October 30th, 2017 at 14:31 UTC »
Why is Roy naked?
orthag on October 30th, 2017 at 14:50 UTC »
For the most comfortable of chairs you must first woo the tree with gifts, this makes the tree happier, even if it protests it doesn't need these things. Once the tree is your friend, you must commit the ultimate betrayal, and murder it, and fashion it into your preferred chair. It's the residual grief and pain caused by the betrayal that makes the chair super comfortable.