Or call it "Harrison's Birthday Bowl" instead. Bring it out every year on his birthday for him to eat cake and ice cream out of. Tell him you helped him paint it on his first birthday. Wait until he's 16 and has a bunch of friends over for his party. Bring out cake, serve it on his favorite dish like you do every year. Show him the pictures and tell him it's his butt print.
PMmeBitingUrUpperLip on October 27th, 2017 at 20:09 UTC »
Should make one every year and see the evolution of his bumkin.
waffler69 on October 27th, 2017 at 20:13 UTC »
Looks more like a peach
_Capt_Underpants_ on October 27th, 2017 at 21:13 UTC »
Or call it "Harrison's Birthday Bowl" instead. Bring it out every year on his birthday for him to eat cake and ice cream out of. Tell him you helped him paint it on his first birthday. Wait until he's 16 and has a bunch of friends over for his party. Bring out cake, serve it on his favorite dish like you do every year. Show him the pictures and tell him it's his butt print.
Boom. Long con.