Not to mention the $6 Starbucks latte and iPhone 8 and the fact you’re drinking champagne with brunch on fucking Wednesday do you even have a job Jessica??
Edit: it has been brought to my attention that one cannot “eat” champagne, no matter how rich you are
Edit2: apparently you can in fact eat champagne if you’re rich enough.
YourBuddyChurch on October 26th, 2017 at 23:53 UTC »
If she really looked homeless, she'd have a beard
prodigy2throw on October 27th, 2017 at 03:09 UTC »
Not to mention the $6 Starbucks latte and iPhone 8 and the fact you’re drinking champagne with brunch on fucking Wednesday do you even have a job Jessica??
Edit: it has been brought to my attention that one cannot “eat” champagne, no matter how rich you are
Edit2: apparently you can in fact eat champagne if you’re rich enough.
Hemmer83 on October 27th, 2017 at 03:10 UTC »
I must be poor as fuck because I have no idea what a Patagonia quarter zip is