I am an honorable man, and therefore am duty-bound to formally declare that your little temper tantrum must come to an end. Having analyzed our geographical location in an active lava field, I have reached the conclusion that I have the superior position due to my higher elevation meaning you have to either risk jumping into the range of my blade made of pure energy that cuts better that a Juitsu steak knife or try run up and hope you don't slip, seeing as we are standing in a lava pool one misstep could lead to third degree burns. One must also remember the tactical advantages of the high ground also includes you being unable to suitably block me. In conclusion, the odds are astronomical that if you attempt to jump to continue our duel, it is almost certain I will triumph due to my superior tactics and always being three steps ahead of you. You may think you are better than me due to youth, but my experience tips the scales in my favor. As the man who raised you, I must implore you to not be such a daft fool and think with something other than your penis and your stomach. If not, it is my duty to the Republic to destoy you, steal your lightsaber and raise your son as a dirt farmer in hillbilly hell.
CrimsonPig on October 25th, 2017 at 11:29 UTC »
Your approximation of my abilities is deficient!
pdog1434 on October 25th, 2017 at 12:02 UTC »
We will watch this meme with great interest
MasterSword1 on October 25th, 2017 at 12:48 UTC »
I am an honorable man, and therefore am duty-bound to formally declare that your little temper tantrum must come to an end. Having analyzed our geographical location in an active lava field, I have reached the conclusion that I have the superior position due to my higher elevation meaning you have to either risk jumping into the range of my blade made of pure energy that cuts better that a Juitsu steak knife or try run up and hope you don't slip, seeing as we are standing in a lava pool one misstep could lead to third degree burns. One must also remember the tactical advantages of the high ground also includes you being unable to suitably block me. In conclusion, the odds are astronomical that if you attempt to jump to continue our duel, it is almost certain I will triumph due to my superior tactics and always being three steps ahead of you. You may think you are better than me due to youth, but my experience tips the scales in my favor. As the man who raised you, I must implore you to not be such a daft fool and think with something other than your penis and your stomach. If not, it is my duty to the Republic to destoy you, steal your lightsaber and raise your son as a dirt farmer in hillbilly hell.
Anakin \ O V \ B 1 \O/ /======= l / ~~/\~ /