My little cousin wanted to be a road for Halloween, so my aunt made her this costume

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homosapiensftw on October 24th, 2017 at 01:19 UTC »

She's hunting down the chicken who crossed her

nobody_likes_soda on October 24th, 2017 at 01:54 UTC »

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says to the barman, "I'll have a beer please, and one for the road."