Congratulations. It's now your duty to actively confuse and scare all overseas friends and visitors to the country.
Topics of conversation revolving outdoors or wildlife should always mention a relaxed but cautionary warning about Drop Bears.
Alternate between Drops Bears and Hoop Snakes when possible.
Prepare for an encounter with a New Zealander. Practise your face of disgust. Do not acknowledge the Rugby World Cup, jandals or anything else they have to say.
Traditional vocabulary should be used where possible: US = Seppo or Yank, British = Pom, NZ = Kiwi
Whether a sport fan or not - you need to memorise all Australian sport victories from the past 5 years. This information is to be used strictly for taking the piss when a Kiwi mentions the World Cup.
When travelling abroad, pick a fake fact about Australia. Remember it well and mention it occasionally. (eg. You're a Koala stick handler back home. You drive around finding koalas stuck on power-poles and use a 3m metal rod to prod and poke them until they fall off).
Eric_Xallen on October 23rd, 2017 at 03:18 UTC »
Good for you mate but pro tip don't dip tim tams in vegemite.
FunTimesWithSpiders on October 23rd, 2017 at 03:58 UTC »
Congratulations. It's now your duty to actively confuse and scare all overseas friends and visitors to the country.
Topics of conversation revolving outdoors or wildlife should always mention a relaxed but cautionary warning about Drop Bears.
Alternate between Drops Bears and Hoop Snakes when possible.
Prepare for an encounter with a New Zealander. Practise your face of disgust. Do not acknowledge the Rugby World Cup, jandals or anything else they have to say.
Traditional vocabulary should be used where possible: US = Seppo or Yank, British = Pom, NZ = Kiwi
Whether a sport fan or not - you need to memorise all Australian sport victories from the past 5 years. This information is to be used strictly for taking the piss when a Kiwi mentions the World Cup.
When travelling abroad, pick a fake fact about Australia. Remember it well and mention it occasionally. (eg. You're a Koala stick handler back home. You drive around finding koalas stuck on power-poles and use a 3m metal rod to prod and poke them until they fall off).
gikku on October 23rd, 2017 at 04:32 UTC »
How many fonts on that cert? needs moar.
Luckily it has "Australia" written on every line, just to avoid any possible confusion.