I heard if you tell a jehovah's witness you're already saved by another church denomination they get all pissy and quiet. Never got to find out though because my dad got to the first and now they don't come back.
Edit:No offense to any witnesses except the one who won't go away
My Dad used to get a lot of Mormons coming to him, back 30 years ago or something, they wanted him to convert and marry their daughters (they seemed to have a lot more women than men where he was, so he got that impression).
He took a Book of Mormon, read it, wrote up a bunch of questions, and went to the next one with them. They took him to their priest, who gave answers that didn't satisfy him, and that was that. I think he asks some of the questions to this day if Mormons come, where we are now it's mostly Wits, and he had to put up a sign because they were coming all the time.
Probably the funniest of the questions was "What's Zif?" Some passage in there was something like "...and this new land (North America) was rich with gold and zif..." and nobody had any idea. The pastor's response was "That's a good question, and I'd have to get back to you".
Nasapigs on October 16th, 2017 at 20:08 UTC »
I heard if you tell a jehovah's witness you're already saved by another church denomination they get all pissy and quiet. Never got to find out though because my dad got to the first and now they don't come back.
Edit:No offense to any witnesses except the one who won't go away
bartonar on October 16th, 2017 at 20:31 UTC »
My Dad used to get a lot of Mormons coming to him, back 30 years ago or something, they wanted him to convert and marry their daughters (they seemed to have a lot more women than men where he was, so he got that impression).
He took a Book of Mormon, read it, wrote up a bunch of questions, and went to the next one with them. They took him to their priest, who gave answers that didn't satisfy him, and that was that. I think he asks some of the questions to this day if Mormons come, where we are now it's mostly Wits, and he had to put up a sign because they were coming all the time.
Probably the funniest of the questions was "What's Zif?" Some passage in there was something like "...and this new land (North America) was rich with gold and zif..." and nobody had any idea. The pastor's response was "That's a good question, and I'd have to get back to you".
BobSacramanto on October 16th, 2017 at 23:32 UTC »
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