A fidget spinner phone.

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coachfortner on October 10th, 2017 at 01:35 UTC »

That's small enough to be keistered by criminals getting incarcerated. Kinda incredible what some of those people can stuff up their assholes.

RussianTankBias on October 10th, 2017 at 02:04 UTC »

But can you charge it by spinning it?

uzimonkey on October 10th, 2017 at 02:52 UTC »

That's useless, no one will be able to hear you over the sound of how awesome you are.