"Look, our Puerto Rico response has been great, really tremendous, we're getting very high marks on disaster response, actually, some people say this may be the best disaster response in the history of disasters. Just the other day I was in my office and I got a call from the President of Puerto Rico and he said to me, he said 'Donald thank you, you're doing great, we'll all so happy!' he told me 'Donald, thanks, great, so happy!' it's true! We're very close, I'm very good friends with the President of Puerto Rico, very close friends for years now, he begged me to put a casino in his country, like a dog, he- we're like two peas in a pod. Have you ever heard that before? 'Two peas in a pod?' I just came up with it. But that's- so we're getting very high marks, they're saying I'm the best at disaster, nobody is better at disaster than Donald Trump, everybody is saying it, so I think, okay, and in about two weeks we'll see what we can do, we're going to get this whole Puerto Rico thing squared away, big beautiful wall and Puerto Rico is going to pay for it, but I don't know, I'll have something to say about that on Monday. Thanks folks, have a good time, okay? Grab some paper towels -Not you Katy- everybody grab some paper towels on the way out!"
Casinoer on October 9th, 2017 at 01:31 UTC »
I feel like Trump is gonna tweet this image tomorrow thinking he's sharing something made by one of his supporters.
RiseoftheTrumpwaffen on October 9th, 2017 at 01:33 UTC »
Worst Puerto Rican president ever
MaximumEffort433 on October 9th, 2017 at 01:51 UTC »
"Look, our Puerto Rico response has been great, really tremendous, we're getting very high marks on disaster response, actually, some people say this may be the best disaster response in the history of disasters. Just the other day I was in my office and I got a call from the President of Puerto Rico and he said to me, he said 'Donald thank you, you're doing great, we'll all so happy!' he told me 'Donald, thanks, great, so happy!' it's true! We're very close, I'm very good friends with the President of Puerto Rico, very close friends for years now, he begged me to put a casino in his country, like a dog, he- we're like two peas in a pod. Have you ever heard that before? 'Two peas in a pod?' I just came up with it. But that's- so we're getting very high marks, they're saying I'm the best at disaster, nobody is better at disaster than Donald Trump, everybody is saying it, so I think, okay, and in about two weeks we'll see what we can do, we're going to get this whole Puerto Rico thing squared away, big beautiful wall and Puerto Rico is going to pay for it, but I don't know, I'll have something to say about that on Monday. Thanks folks, have a good time, okay? Grab some paper towels -Not you Katy- everybody grab some paper towels on the way out!"