Only I know all the astrophysics.

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cellists_wet_dream on October 7th, 2017 at 20:42 UTC »

I really appreciate that verysmarts love to use "etc." in a way that implies that their knowledge somehow goes even beyond the scope of the two or three things they have listed even though it never does.

Speednuts on October 7th, 2017 at 21:50 UTC »

Only speak about black holes and all that other stuff? Exclusively?

Mom: "Hey where do you want to go for dinner?"

Very Smart Guy: "The basic tenets of time travel dictates that we should have been visited by travelers by now."

Cashier: "How did you want to pay today?"

VSM: "If you understood quantum entanglement you would realize how instantaneous conversations across vast distances are possible."

Pal: "Oh fuck you're swelling up! I think there was shellfish in that taco! Where's your Epipen!?"

VSG: "Not many people know that the theoretical limit of black hole measurement is nogrrrpphh mmfff gggggg...."

skinnymemedude22 on October 7th, 2017 at 22:15 UTC »

It's always quantum something. Why do they always choose quantum?