5YO: That's so cool. I wish I had a magic carpet and a genie.
NdGT: Magic carpets don't exist, and even if they did, there is no way you would be able to ride on one at that speed without getting blown off and falling to your death.
Also, I have it on good authority that genies don't exist.
the4thera on October 4th, 2017 at 14:17 UTC »
... wouldn't it be implode?
Squalor- on October 4th, 2017 at 14:22 UTC »
Watching Aladdin
5YO: That's so cool. I wish I had a magic carpet and a genie.
NdGT: Magic carpets don't exist, and even if they did, there is no way you would be able to ride on one at that speed without getting blown off and falling to your death.
Also, I have it on good authority that genies don't exist.
orlandoduran on October 4th, 2017 at 15:48 UTC »
ME: It's wonderful to be here at the foot of Mt Everest NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: Mountains don't actually have feet