OP, you are in violation of the Reddit Safe Opening Act of 2013 which was enacted in December 2013 with the opening of the original safe that caused the Reddit safe riots from the prior years. All safe posts must now have an immediate conclusion which must have at least one picture of the safe open displaying it contents. By violating the Reddit Safe Opening Act you expose yourself to 1 million downvotes from the Shit Reddit Does police force.
I'd like to wish OP a big preemptive "fuck you" that I will be happy to rescind at a later date, if warranted.
By now, the OP protocol for such a situation is very, very clear: discover safe, take pictures of safe, find a way to open safe (and do so), take pictures of contents, create imgur gallery, write comprehensive narrative explaining the whole thing, then post.
Method__Man on October 3rd, 2017 at 23:45 UTC »
My petition is that you cannot post about a safe unless it has been opened, with pictures of the process
Kryten_2X4B-523P on October 4th, 2017 at 01:03 UTC »
OP, you are in violation of the Reddit Safe Opening Act of 2013 which was enacted in December 2013 with the opening of the original safe that caused the Reddit safe riots from the prior years. All safe posts must now have an immediate conclusion which must have at least one picture of the safe open displaying it contents. By violating the Reddit Safe Opening Act you expose yourself to 1 million downvotes from the Shit Reddit Does police force.
bhangmeter on October 4th, 2017 at 01:19 UTC »
I'd like to wish OP a big preemptive "fuck you" that I will be happy to rescind at a later date, if warranted.
By now, the OP protocol for such a situation is very, very clear: discover safe, take pictures of safe, find a way to open safe (and do so), take pictures of contents, create imgur gallery, write comprehensive narrative explaining the whole thing, then post.
This ain't no game, son.