me: reads book peacefully man: I hope that's not black holes and baby universes and other essays you're reading me: the title is on the cover sir, it's The World as I See It man: ... me: keeps reading man: what's that? me: Albert Einstein..? and the entire bus, shocked at my intellect, clapped and boo'd the man off of the bus. actual story that happened to me, no lie
TheHoneySacrifice on October 3rd, 2017 at 19:41 UTC »
Clearly, reading fiction doesn't translate into the ability to write good fiction.
yachtraces on October 3rd, 2017 at 19:44 UTC »
me: reads book peacefully man: I hope that's not black holes and baby universes and other essays you're reading me: the title is on the cover sir, it's The World as I See It man: ... me: keeps reading man: what's that? me: Albert Einstein..? and the entire bus, shocked at my intellect, clapped and boo'd the man off of the bus. actual story that happened to me, no lie
notatallimsure on October 3rd, 2017 at 20:38 UTC »
When I get old I want to ride the bus and tell teenagers peacefully reading books that they are stupid for thinking they know stuff.