Even if your dick was small enough to do it, why in the hell would you put your old fella through the metal opening? Ahh, Jesus it hurts just thinking about it. I call bullshit. Beer bottle? Sure, bloke with a tiny pecker could pull that off. Beer can? Suicide, no one would try it.
DaMinah1337 on October 2nd, 2017 at 00:12 UTC »
brb finding beer can
KypMadakLives on October 2nd, 2017 at 02:35 UTC »
This seems less like sad cringe and more like two friends bantering.
Belephron on October 2nd, 2017 at 03:44 UTC »
Even if your dick was small enough to do it, why in the hell would you put your old fella through the metal opening? Ahh, Jesus it hurts just thinking about it. I call bullshit. Beer bottle? Sure, bloke with a tiny pecker could pull that off. Beer can? Suicide, no one would try it.