I'm not fat, I'm cultivating mass.

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TheLASTAnkylosaur on September 29th, 2017 at 14:07 UTC »

You are becoming... a chimichanga!

zSplityy on September 29th, 2017 at 14:39 UTC »

“Go to the gym? Father, when Peter did the statue of David, he wasn’t just hammering pebbles. First, he asked the Jews to bring him a giant slab of marble.”

didntcit on September 29th, 2017 at 14:59 UTC »

Mac eating and wheezing/breathing heavily while Dennis and Charlie just stare at him in shock and disgust is one of my favorite scenes in the entire show.