Kangar on September 28th, 2017 at 11:24 UTC »
Last night there was a fly buzzing around my house for what seemed like hours, and he wouldn't land.
Finally I said out loud to the fly: "Dude, you really need to calm the fuck down."
First time talking to a fly.
WHATtheNUTsack on September 28th, 2017 at 11:26 UTC »
Planning about how many eggs they are gunna lay and how youre gunna have to deal with these assholes for weeks on end.
obtrae on September 28th, 2017 at 12:25 UTC »
They rub their legs and hands to clean themselves. They probably sat on you and now have the painstaking task of rubbing the cooties away.
Kangar on September 28th, 2017 at 11:24 UTC »
Last night there was a fly buzzing around my house for what seemed like hours, and he wouldn't land.
Finally I said out loud to the fly: "Dude, you really need to calm the fuck down."
First time talking to a fly.
WHATtheNUTsack on September 28th, 2017 at 11:26 UTC »
Planning about how many eggs they are gunna lay and how youre gunna have to deal with these assholes for weeks on end.
obtrae on September 28th, 2017 at 12:25 UTC »
They rub their legs and hands to clean themselves. They probably sat on you and now have the painstaking task of rubbing the cooties away.