We once played Smash Bros. with a guy that sucks at video games but then blames the game for being bad (but still likes to play every day). He chose Donkey Kong, jumped ONCE and immediately started to scream ...
"What's the point of this game? This game is a piece of shit, I don't even know what to do! Oh my god, I hate it, why do I have to play it? Fuck that shitty kiddie game, I can't even do anything ..."
"You just have to ..."
"Yeah? How should I do that, it's just a piece of garbage."
"Do you want me to explain how to ..."
"Oh, shut up, it's a game for kids, I don't get how ..."
gets killed, smacks controller to the floor and leaves the room
Playtime: 1 minute
Edit: This guy is 45 years old and a huge choleric.
Looks like he invested more time on the review than the actual game. Good to see the devs standing up for themselves in a classy way, while still roasting him.
NapClub on September 20th, 2017 at 19:27 UTC »
lol 0.1 hours.
is there any game that you can effectively learn to play in 6 minutes?
OddballNinja on September 20th, 2017 at 20:57 UTC »
We once played Smash Bros. with a guy that sucks at video games but then blames the game for being bad (but still likes to play every day). He chose Donkey Kong, jumped ONCE and immediately started to scream ...
"What's the point of this game? This game is a piece of shit, I don't even know what to do! Oh my god, I hate it, why do I have to play it? Fuck that shitty kiddie game, I can't even do anything ..."
"You just have to ..."
"Yeah? How should I do that, it's just a piece of garbage."
"Do you want me to explain how to ..."
"Oh, shut up, it's a game for kids, I don't get how ..."
gets killed, smacks controller to the floor and leaves the room
Playtime: 1 minute
Edit: This guy is 45 years old and a huge choleric.
Grunvagr on September 20th, 2017 at 21:45 UTC »
Looks like he invested more time on the review than the actual game. Good to see the devs standing up for themselves in a classy way, while still roasting him.