And there was much rejoicing

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Ciaphas_Cain on September 16th, 2017 at 20:50 UTC »

The players are sick of the DM's puzzle boss (the troll) and decide to outsmart it

The DM allows it partially because it's the smartest thing they've done and partially because they didn't immediately try killing it

Players complain that they're not getting any good encounters

"You want a good encounter, after ignoring all the ones I set up? Fuck you. Here's a lethal joke enemy, a killer rabbit, that can only be killed by a plot device."

The first major encounter is the Black Knight. The player complains that it was far too easy. DM says fuck it, the Black Knight is still not dead after losing all his limbs.

HelpfullFerret on September 16th, 2017 at 21:04 UTC »

Most D&D sessions typically start off as Lord of the rings and almost immediately begin to turn into Monty Python

QKninjaQK on September 17th, 2017 at 00:42 UTC »

DM: Finally, after taking forever and stopping everywhere you could along the way, you arrive at Camelot. Party: You know what, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place.