My mother made a Facebook account and this was her first message to me:

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black_flag_4ever on September 14th, 2017 at 12:20 UTC »

She might be on the marijuana.

Ryaubee on September 14th, 2017 at 14:45 UTC »

"Son. I have transitioned to my ethereal form. Tell Dad."

Nicholas-Rage on September 14th, 2017 at 15:44 UTC »

I HAVE BECOME OMNIPOTENT. Oh, and dinners ready