For people new to doggo biology, the ends of their fur are actually sensory receptors that will send a message to the doggo's growth plates and spine to produce upvotes that inflate the doggo's karma layer of fat if they sense an opportunity to collect developing souls and trace amounts of karma. This in turn increases their size, and when the growth plates fuse another reaction is started in the hit-animal-cortex of their brains. This causes them to instantly develop killer instincts which then begins radiating karma that attracts and consumes the inferior human who is absorbed into their doggo cults' well of souls.
PM_ME_GECKOS on September 13rd, 2017 at 21:17 UTC »
Kid just needs to kneel, then doggo standing on own!
Leopard-Shark on September 13rd, 2017 at 22:07 UTC »
For people new to doggo biology, the ends of their fur are actually sensory receptors that will send a message to the doggo's growth plates and spine to produce upvotes that inflate the doggo's karma layer of fat if they sense an opportunity to collect developing souls and trace amounts of karma. This in turn increases their size, and when the growth plates fuse another reaction is started in the hit-animal-cortex of their brains. This causes them to instantly develop killer instincts which then begins radiating karma that attracts and consumes the inferior human who is absorbed into their doggo cults' well of souls.
dudezilla on September 13rd, 2017 at 23:39 UTC »
This guy lifts.