BECAUSE HOW HARD IS IT TO POACH A GODDAMN EGG PROPERLY?!

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jhnmiller84 on September 8th, 2017 at 01:44 UTC »

And I need some sand. I don't know if they grade it but... Coarse.

Youreatowell on September 8th, 2017 at 01:56 UTC »

Seriously. It's like, eggs 101.

22Godlike on September 8th, 2017 at 02:00 UTC »

Someone's gonna be eating a bowl of spider webs...