DO NOT FUCK WITH THAT BEARD!! Everywhere you go, smaller, lesser beards cower in your shadow. Women tremble with excitement (but not enough to make your wife jealous). The only way is forward. Do not make the same mistakes of so many freshly-shaven jabronies before you. This is your destiny
r0botdevil on September 7th, 2017 at 02:59 UTC »
Since I can't grow a beard like that, I feel like you have a moral obligation to me and others like me to keep it.
FreeRangeAlien on September 7th, 2017 at 03:09 UTC »
DO NOT FUCK WITH THAT BEARD!! Everywhere you go, smaller, lesser beards cower in your shadow. Women tremble with excitement (but not enough to make your wife jealous). The only way is forward. Do not make the same mistakes of so many freshly-shaven jabronies before you. This is your destiny
dittbub on September 7th, 2017 at 04:28 UTC »
I would just cut the two little hairs at the bottom