A friend of mine went to the seaside ones, he found a perfectly shaped, very beautiful stone. He took it with him, traveled around 500 km back home with it and decorated his living room furniture with it. A few days later light comes through the window and shines on the majestic stone. Stone starts smelling like shit. My friend examines the stone closely. Turns out he was decorating his living room with poo. So be careful, otherwise one of your friends might use your story as an ice breaker when they meet your future SO's, just like I do... :)
throwitallaway4488 on September 4th, 2017 at 11:47 UTC »
Sure it's not a cannon ball? Lol
der80335 on September 4th, 2017 at 12:02 UTC »
Remember that time Mythbusters made polished spheres out of dung? I wonder what they did with them...
pisnamibe_ on September 4th, 2017 at 14:51 UTC »
A friend of mine went to the seaside ones, he found a perfectly shaped, very beautiful stone. He took it with him, traveled around 500 km back home with it and decorated his living room furniture with it. A few days later light comes through the window and shines on the majestic stone. Stone starts smelling like shit. My friend examines the stone closely. Turns out he was decorating his living room with poo. So be careful, otherwise one of your friends might use your story as an ice breaker when they meet your future SO's, just like I do... :)