sanguiniuswept on August 31st, 2017 at 20:36 UTC »
That's why I always splash a glass of water all over myself before meeting someone famous. Then the pit stains are camouflaged.
liarandathief on August 31st, 2017 at 20:38 UTC »
FTFY
Edit: by request Morgan Freeman is nervous to meet OP
powerscunner on August 31st, 2017 at 21:07 UTC »
Morgan Freeman's Voice: "The man smelled like an onion factory, but he was as sweet as summer marmalade."
sanguiniuswept on August 31st, 2017 at 20:36 UTC »
That's why I always splash a glass of water all over myself before meeting someone famous. Then the pit stains are camouflaged.
liarandathief on August 31st, 2017 at 20:38 UTC »
FTFY
Edit: by request Morgan Freeman is nervous to meet OP
powerscunner on August 31st, 2017 at 21:07 UTC »
Morgan Freeman's Voice: "The man smelled like an onion factory, but he was as sweet as summer marmalade."