Meet Sparky the Bison: Lightning-Strike Survivor

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fatih_13 on August 19th, 2017 at 10:03 UTC »

Sparky doesn't give a shit.

thefalcon85 on August 19th, 2017 at 13:19 UTC »

My name is Sparky and I'm the fastest bison alive. To the outside world, I am an ordinary bison, but secretly with the help of my friends in Neal Smith Labs, I fight hunters and find other meta-bisons like me. I hunted down the hunter who killed my mother, but in doing so, I opened up our world to new threats, and I am the only one fast enough to stop them. I am The Flash.

anna_marie_earth-616 on August 19th, 2017 at 13:58 UTC »

I can't even imagine being a bison just chilling and doing whatever bisons do and out of nothing the fucking sky attacks you. I'd love to know what went through his head at that moment. If it was more of a "WTF is happening?!" moment or something like "Fuck, an invisible leopard!?"