/r/TrumpCriticizesTrump: HIGH ENERGY DEBATE!! : subredditoftheday

Bwaaahaha. This is one of the best humor subreddits ever. And it motherfuckin' IS a humor subreddit, because THE DONALD is a humor president. If you don't find something to laugh at every day, then just repeat after me, "Donald Trump is the president of the United States." See? It's funny. Every. Single. Time.

I am getting off-topic here. The point is, that teh trumpsta is a commander in chef of pasta! Delicious nonsensical statements and phrase that make the folks at /r/copypasta drool.

Teh best pastas he cooks are the ones that contradict himself, proving once and for all that da donald is da best debata of all tymeh.

Here's what I'm gonna do now. I am going to show you a tweet by @realDonaldTrump and then give you a spoiler about why it's funny.

Thank you to the LGBT community! I will fight for you while Hillary brings in more people that will threaten your freedoms and beliefs. 12:31 PM - 14 Jun 2016 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/742771576039460864

Because Trump tweeted that due to the cost of care for transpeople, the armed services will not allow them. That led to mass confusion in the military and Pentagon, HUGE backlash, and it turned out that it costs less than his fucking golf trips.

We need a President who isn't a laughing stock to the entire World. We need a truly great leader, a genius at strategy and winning. Respect! ~ 12:30 AM - 9 Aug 2014 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/498008486551506945

Out of context this tweet sounds like it's about Trump. He's actually talking about Obama, who went eight years without any major scandals, won a Nobel Peace Prize, and is highly respected by world leaders. It's funny because Trump is a joke. He can be the punchline of anything. Let's try it. Why did the chicken cross the road? Trump. It's funny!

Does @BarackObama ever work? He is constantly campaigning and fundraising--on both the taxpayer's dime and time---not fair! ~ 11:10 AM - 25 Oct 2011 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/128896258684354560

See, it's funny because he's on pace to outspend in one year what Obama spent in eight years on vacations. He plays golf all the fucking time. He also has been running for reelection and doing big campaign events since, well, right after the race was called for him and before he even took office.

How much longer are we expected to put up with the world's most incompetent leader JUST NEVER ENDS ~ 5:23 PM - 24 Nov 2013 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/404782270185504768

My guess? 2021 when his term expires. I am not hopeful of anything else getting in the way of that. Still hilarious.

I think that's quite enough. Now head on over to /r/trumpdebatestrump for hardy laughs every god damned day!

Calling it now, everyone's gonna post about how SROTD is full of left-wing loons by the same people who called us right-wing loons in the past. Oh please, oh please let one of them be @realDonaldTrump!