The State Department nailed my girlfriend's passport

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casey_the_casey on August 3rd, 2017 at 22:48 UTC »

Mmmm.... I am an illegal alien. Must be a relative of Beldar's.

LammergeierAteMyBone on August 3rd, 2017 at 23:37 UTC »

She looks like she could tell you the 5 billionth digit of pi without even breaking a sweat.

calmateguey on August 4th, 2017 at 00:39 UTC »

When she sleeps she doesn't have dreams, she has movies.