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jofbaut on August 2nd, 2017 at 21:30 UTC »

Sharkman.

All the strengths and weaknesses of a shark.

sandpaper skin you have to keep moving in order to breathe (depending on what shark you were bit by) instant teeth regeneration electroreception (radar senses sort of) every time you bite down on something, your extra eyelids close so you're temporarily blind. humans want to eat your fins you constantly mistake humans for seals two pseudo-penises

Alternatively you just become a Street Shark.

drock45 on August 2nd, 2017 at 22:49 UTC »

Ah yes, the little known origin for King Shark

PlasticGirl on August 2nd, 2017 at 23:07 UTC »

This is sooo cute. If you bite the ice cream, does it get human powers?