And then one of the popular girls stayed back after my make-shift class and gave me a stellar blowjob and then we fucked bareback and then she went home and then she texted me a month later saying she was pregnant and then eight months after that the baby was born but it had two heads and six eyes because my dick gives off radioactive waves (I checked using my Geiger counter, even though I don't need one because I'm smart enough to teach the whole class whilst juggling with hyper-scenarios of quantum physics and astronomy in my brain). The baby grew up into a healthy adult without me in its life and then he met me and gave me a swift upper cut, breaking my jaw. The smartness emanated by my brain remoulded and fit my jaw back into the correct position and my radioactive dick emitted alpha waves and ionised the skin of my estranged son, killing him upon contact. Then I met that girl again and got another blowjob and fucked and had another kid and the cycle repeated until we both finally passed away, mid-blowjob, at the age of 897 in the dystopian future where the only memes are deep fried and surreal and my IQ was still above my age
Edit: My capabilities stretch way beyond the arbitrary and orthodox boundaries of your utopian gold system. I'd rather get to know my son again
AdryelPinguuu on July 31st, 2017 at 14:44 UTC »
Kid probably thought he was on 4chan.
jppianoguy on July 31st, 2017 at 15:16 UTC »
r/quityourbullshit r/thathappened
ganggxnggvng on July 31st, 2017 at 16:24 UTC »
And then one of the popular girls stayed back after my make-shift class and gave me a stellar blowjob and then we fucked bareback and then she went home and then she texted me a month later saying she was pregnant and then eight months after that the baby was born but it had two heads and six eyes because my dick gives off radioactive waves (I checked using my Geiger counter, even though I don't need one because I'm smart enough to teach the whole class whilst juggling with hyper-scenarios of quantum physics and astronomy in my brain). The baby grew up into a healthy adult without me in its life and then he met me and gave me a swift upper cut, breaking my jaw. The smartness emanated by my brain remoulded and fit my jaw back into the correct position and my radioactive dick emitted alpha waves and ionised the skin of my estranged son, killing him upon contact. Then I met that girl again and got another blowjob and fucked and had another kid and the cycle repeated until we both finally passed away, mid-blowjob, at the age of 897 in the dystopian future where the only memes are deep fried and surreal and my IQ was still above my age
Edit: My capabilities stretch way beyond the arbitrary and orthodox boundaries of your utopian gold system. I'd rather get to know my son again